Good Cat Craig Memes

The cat you wish you had.
KNOW THE RED DOT IS A LASER
CHASES FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT ANYWAY

IS OUT OF FOOD
DOESN’T WAKE YOU UP AT 3 AM

SEES THE SPIDER RUN UNDER THE BED
FOLLOWS IT AND EATS IT

SEES YOU LEFT YOUR DRESSER DRAWER OPEN
DOESN’T CRAWL INSIDE AND GET STUCK

KNOWS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY
GIVES YOUR HAND A LICK TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER

WAKES YOU UP AT 5 AM
SO YOU’RE NOT LATE FOR WORK

MOTHER IN LAW ARRIVES
SHITS ON FLOOR

LOVES TO WRESTLE WITH YOUR ARM
DOESN’T USE CLAWS

MEOWS AT THE DOOR
ACTUALLY ENTERS WHEN HUMAN OPENS IT

YOU BUY A BED FOR HER (?)
ACTUALLY USES IT

ASKS YOU TO OPEN DOOR
ACTUALLY LEAVES

SEES YOU’RE MASTURBATING
DOESN’T BEG TO BE PET

PUKES ON FLOOR
EATS IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP

SHITS IN THE LITTER BOX

DOESN’T BELIEVE IN CEILING CAT
TOLERATES AND ACCEPTS YOUR BELIEFS ANYWAY

GOT A NEW TOY
DOESN’T PLAY WITH IT ALL NIGHT

WALKS ACROSS LAP
DOESN’T STEP ON BALLS

SHITS IN THE LITTER BOX

SEES YOU CARRYING SHIT UP THE STAIRS
MOVES

SEES ANOTHER CAT IN YARD
DOESN’T FLIP OUT

SEES YOU ON LAPTOP
DOESN’T LAY ON KEYBOARD

HAS TO PUKE
GOES OUTSIDE

CURLS UP BY YOUR SIDE
PURRS YOU TO SLEEP

SEES THAT YOU WEAR YOUR BLACK SUIT
KEEPS HIS WHITE FUR AWAY FROM YOU

SMALL CHILD PICKS HIM UP
REMAINS CALM

SEES YOU IN THE STREET
COMES OVER TO SAY HI

SEES UNATTENDED ROAST BEEF SANDWICH
LEAVES IT ALONE

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